Apparently I am completely and totally incapable of making a proper short-row heel.
I am working on socks for my mom’s birthday at the moment (which, by the way, is the second of next month, and I just started today. Don’t be shocked if I forget your birthday too.) and I tried, once again, to make a short-row heel. And once again, I failed miserably. I have tried every freaking method of short rows and I just. don’t. get. it. I am hereby a complete knitting failure. I just had a rip-my-hair-out, scream-at-the-poor-significant-other type moment when I was trying to close up the sides of the heel. I had a severely uneven number of open stitches on each side, which should have been a sign, but I trudged on…until I dropped one of those stitches and it ran as fast as its little bastard stitch ass could run and hid inside all the other closed-up stitches.
That was the last straw. In a string of awesomely colorful and choice words, I ripped the whole heel out in one big tangled mess. Obviously that didn’t help me because I’m on here, pissed off as a wet cat, screaming about it to all you guys. I give up!!!! What the hell am I doing wrong? I have a feeling my problem lies in the fact that I can never tell where the damn gap is…OH and to top it all off…I knocked over a can of root beer all over the floor and all over my new Vogue Knitting. And I also found out that wordpress just plain hates Safari, and that I’m going to have to start using Firefox (yuck) to edit/publish all my posts now, unless I’m partial to posts that are one big annoying block instead of separate paragraphs >:O
*rips all her hair out*